GPS Directions to Online School

Proceed to reach your arm out to put the alarm on snooze, because you stayed up a little too long last night. When the alarm goes off again, proceed to put it on snooze again, because you need a little bit more sleep. The alarm went off again, and you are now ten minutes late to class. Redirecting to hectic mode.

In 10 feet, turn on your laptop. It decides to start updating out of nowhere because technology hates you. Recalculating… In fifteen minutes, join the zoom. Proceed to frantically text your friends in the class to tell the teacher your internet isn’t working while you wait for this stupid update.

You are now 25 minutes late to class. Proceed to try to join the zoom, but your teacher still hasn’t let you into the waiting room after 2 minutes. Recalculating… join the zoom in 3 minutes. Proceed to text your friends, again, to remind the teacher about the waiting room.

You have arrived to class 30 minutes late, but you forgot this is the teacher that forces you to have your camera on or else you get docked points, and your bed head looks like a nest. Take a U-turn in your bedroom to frantically put on a hoodie over your kitten pajamas. Proceed to tie your hair up in a ponytail and turn on your camera.

You have no idea what the teacher is talking about because you were 30 minutes late, you look like a mess, and she’s about to give a quiz about the homework you forgot to do last night. You have arrived at your destination!