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  • sarabahramand
  • Dec 13, 2020
  • 1 min read

Stupid News Stories

Anime Causes Coronavirus

“Big Boobs?” Nicki Minaj’s Comeback 2020 is Strong

Car stolen with baby in it, man drops off baby safely, steals car

Doctor Who fans plan to teleport into another dimension

Empty your pockets, this is a robbery

Florida Man Wears “F*ck The Police” Shirt, Wins Case

Gay frogs? More likely than you think...

Homeless Man Found Inside Vending Machine

Italian mafia becomes woke

Jack In The Box employee fired for frying his own hand

Kit Harrington says Winter came too late

Lick Your Phone Chargers Before Using Them: Here’s Why

Month of october is deleted, year now contains 11 months

News is fake….obviously. OBVIOUSLY.

Ovals have been reclassified as awkward circles

Popeye’s “chicken” sandwich was never real

QAnon claims “Obabae” created COVID-19 and they have found a cure

Ruh roh! Trees now produce carbon dioxide

Shakira is ready to start her career as a michelin star chef!

Tickling Ring disbanded (thank god)

Umbrellas proven to be better than masks

Vroom vroom, self driving cars are here and the tragedies keep coming

Wumbo joins the english lexicon as a new word

X-Rays Help Cure Constipation

Yiddies are the new Fashion

Zebras raid London


No-nos on the internet

Avocado toast praise

Bullying

Cheating on chess.com

Digging up a grave

Exposing your best friend’s second cousin

F for respects

Getting yourself ratio’d

Hacking into the pentagon (apparently)

Investigating murders you committed

Juggling babies

Kpop

Liking your ex’s posts

Murdering cats

North Dakota

Opinions that aren’t opinions

Psychopathy quizzes on Buzzfeed

Quality content posting

Repeatedly cursing on club penguin

Simping Over Asian Guys

Talking from the womb

Urinal Drinking

Various photos no one needs in their feed

Whispering in chat

Xeno blade enjoyment

Yummy by Justin Bieber

Zoomers


 
 
 

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2 Comments


Amalie Haj
Amalie Haj
Dec 15, 2020

I love both of these lists they are so funny!!! Thanks for making me laugh :)))

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Amy Peña
Amy Peña
Dec 15, 2020

WRITING THIS WITH YOU GUYS WAS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS EVERRRRRR IT MADE MY DAYYYY

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